Sunday, February 5, 2012

Gamertags and my crazyness

Those of you that know me know that I love video games. Seriously - a lot. So I thought I would post some of the funny gamertags that I see online.

whitegirlslayer2 - This name is just funny to me. A few reasons one. I am a white girl. Two - the two implies that there is a whitegirlslayer one. Is this guy a follower and learned at his masters steps of whitegirlslayer's footsteps? One day did one guy say to another that he he was done learning how to slay white girls and tell the grasshopper that he was a master and could leave the sex dojo/dungeon? The name tickles me. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

hotmanslave - seriously? You're a hot man slave. This brings me to mind of a scene in the HBO show Rome. Atia is sending a slave with a huge penis to Octavia. The line is Atia: A large penis is always welcome. The guy is hot and naked. Every time I see this guy I think that guy. Not joking.

futuremarine - This is nice. Here is the problem, you can't change that without creating a new account. So once a marine is he/she going to make a new account? What if this person doesn't come a marine? The name would be a constant reminder of whatever kept them out. Not a really good choice in the long run.

tonythetiger - Guess you got your frosted flakes this morning - to bad you're quite terrible at the game.

These are just some of the insanity. I mean I can't talk too much trash my name is batsgirl. I like it because it can either be batgirl or bats girl as in bats girlfriend.